I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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