I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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