whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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