and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize