dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
4 words: hood of his car
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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