so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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