dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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