he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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