Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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