Is it because I queefed?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
