I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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