omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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