Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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