they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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