Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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