Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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