we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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