even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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