You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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