when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
