They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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