I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
