Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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