We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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