I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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