You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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