About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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