I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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