chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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