we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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