I accidentally had phone sex last night
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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