she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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