Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Terrible idea I love it
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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