I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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