We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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