i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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