I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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