I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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