I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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