I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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