wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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