When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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