Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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