What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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