Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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