WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
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The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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