i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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