So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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