all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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