White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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