What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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