If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
