he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Everything about him screamed your future.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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