What should our trivia night team be named?
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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